Distracted driving is a serious problem. There are many distractions both in and out of a driver’s control to be careful of; things like phone calls, texts, the radio, zebras, etc. Yup, you read that right, zebras. If you were in Oakland last week you may have found yourself distracted by runaway zebras. Two escaped zebras from a nearby circus were spotted running down the streets of Oakland. Circus workers were eventually able to round up the two escaped zebras and get them off the street.
It’s no secret we love a good, dumb criminal story here, so let’s get right to it. A UK man burgled his neighbor’s apartment last week. The burglar took the precaution of wearing gloves to cover his fingerprints, and was able to make it out of the apartment with some jewelry and a PlayStation 4. What the thief failed to notice was a bag of spilled flour on the floor. He had taken care to cover his fingerprints, but his now floury white footprints would lead police from the scene of the crime right to the intruder’s front door. If only he had looked down once he could have avoided being caught red handed… or, white footed.
The last time dinosaurs caused a traffic jam was in Bedrock during the Stone Age. Actually, that isn’t entirely true. Dinosaurs were the cause of traffic in Bangkok just last week. A company was transporting animatronic dinosaur puppets to a department store display when commuters began to slow and stop to look at the large moving puppets. The company said that the puppets were too large to cover on the backs of the trucks. Local police got involved and fines were issued for disrupting traffic. There’s a joke in here somewhere about fossil fuel, I just can’t think of it… oh well, even if I thought of it, the joke is extinct now.
Regardless of the vehicle type, routine maintenance is a must. We’ve all been there with our own personal vehicles before. You glance up at the sticker on your windshield only to notice you’re due for an oil change. If you’re like me you’d pull into the closest, most convenient location to check this item off the to-do list. That may not be the case if you live in Regina. A local business offers free pierogies with an oil change. You pull in, wait while your oil is changed, and when you leave they give you a plate of pierogies! The idea sounds crazy… crazy tasty that is, and it would keep me coming back to get my oil changed!
With warmer weather around the corner, this time of year people begin to think about those warm weather vacations. I know what you’re saying to yourself, “I wish I had a larger option than mega yacht.” The struggle is real, and we understand. That’s why we’re happy to let you know there is another option popping up these days. If you have an extra $600,000 to a million dollars burning a hole in your pocket, you can rent an entire cruise ship to take you and your friends around for a seven-day excursion. Hopefully this knowledge helps you sleep better now that you know you are no longer confined to the finite space of your tiny mega yacht.
